Seniors in the Park Presents “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” [Updated]


Updated 4/11/23: Mark Dorn indicates that the two winners of the Super SIP Cinema Contest will be drawn at this showing.

“If I Had Legs I’d Kick You”

Tuesday, April 14, 1 pm

(Psychological Drama)

Rated R (language); 1 hour, 53 minutes.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne), attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband (Christian Slater), a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her icy therapist (Conan O’Brien). A Best Actress Oscar nomination (and Golden Globe winner) for Rose Byrne in a stunning, exhausting, disturbingly brilliant performance. 

Seniors in the Park is located in Starin Park, 504 W. Starin Road. Although there is no charge to attend, regular participants are encouraged to join Seniors in the Park. The annual fee for residents of the Whitewater Unified School District is $15 and non-residents is $20. The funds support about half of the cost of our front desk staff person for 15 hours per week. The rest comes out of our fundraising monies. If you cannot afford the fee, we have a fund that will cover it for you. Fees are accepted at the Starin Park Community Building or online at https://schedulesplus.com/wwtr/kiosk/ 

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